Roving drunk dentistry in Wisconsin.

The LaCrosse Tribune has this story about a 9-year-old boy, who was sitting with this mother — according to the mother's report to the police — at an outdoor café, when up walked Curtis Baltz — a 36-year-old man whose alcohol level was later tested at 0.20. Baltz said "What’s wrong with your tooth?"

The child flashed his loose tooth and Baltz flicked it, according to reports. His mother rushed him inside when his mouth filled with blood....

Baltz told police he had permission to pull the tooth. He also said his father and grandfather were dentists, so he "knew what he was doing."

I've rarely read such a short story with so many unbelievable elements.